Blinker was displeased. A man of less culture and poise and wealth
would have sworn. But Blinker always remembered that he was a gentleman—a
thing that no gentleman should do. So he merely looked bored and sardonic
while he rode in a hansom to the centre of disturbance, which was the
Broadway office of Lawyer Sport, who was agent for the Blinker estate.
"I don't see," said Blinker, "why I should be always signing confounded
papers. I am packed, and was to have left for the North Woods this
morning. Now I must wait until to morrow morning. I hate night trains. My
best razors are, of course, at the bottom of some unidentifiable trunk. It
is a plot to drive me to bay rum and a monologuing, thumb handed barber.
Give me a pen that doesn't scratch. I hate pens that scratch."
"Sit down," said double chinned, gray Lawyer Oldport. "The worst has
not been told you. Oh, the hardships of the rich! The papers are not yet
ready to sign. They will be laid before you tomorrow at eleven. You will
miss another day. Twice shall the barber tweak the helpless nose of a
Blinker. Be thankful that your sorrows do not embrace a haircut."
"If," said Blinker, rising, "the act did not involve more signing of
papers I would take my business out of your hands at once. Give me a
cigar, please."
"If," said Lawyer Oldport, "I had cared to see an old friend's son
gulped down at one mouthful by sharks I would have ordered you to take it
away long ago. Now, let's quit fooling, Alexander. Besides the grinding
task of signing your name some thirty times to morrow, I must impose upon
you the consideration of a matter of business— of business, and I may say
humanity or right. I spoke to you about this five years ago, but you would
not listen—you were in a hurry for a coaching trip, I think. The subject
has come up again. The property—"
"Oh, property!" interrupted Blinker. "Dear Mr. Oldport, I think you
mentioned tomorrow. Let's have it all at one dose to morrow— signatures
and property and snappy rubber bands and that smelly sealing wax and all.
Have luncheon with me? Well, I'll try to remember to drop in at eleven to
morrow. Morning."
The Blinker wealth was in lands, tenements, and hereditaments, as the
legal phrase goes. Lawyer Oldport had once taken Alexander in his little
pulmonary gasoline runabout to see the many buildings and rows of
buildings that he owned in the city. For Alexander was sole heir. They had
amused Blinker very much. The houses looked so incapable of producing the
big sums of money that Lawyer Oldport kept piling up in banks for him to
spend.
In the evening Blinker went to one of his clubs, intending to dine.
Nobody was there except some old fogies playing whist who spoke to him
with grave politeness and glared at him with savage contempt. Everybody
was out of town. But here he was kept in like a schoolboy to write his
name over and over on pieces of paper. His wounds were deep.
Blinker turned his back on the fogies, and said to the club steward who
had come forward with some nonsense about cold fresh salmon roe:
"Symons, I'm going to Coney Island." He said it as one might say:
"All's off, I'm going to jump into the river."
The joke pleased Symons. He laughed within a sixteenth of a note of the
audibility permitted by the laws governing employees.
"Certainly, sir," he tittered. "Of course, Sir, I think I can see you
at Coney, Mr. Blinker."
Blinker got a paper and looked up the movements of Sunday steamboats.
Then he found a cab at the first corner and drove to a North River pier.
He stood in line, as democratic as you or I, and bought a ticket, and was
trampled upon and shoved forward until, at last, he found himself on the
upper deck of the boat staring brazenly at a girl who sat alone upon a
camp stool. But Blinker did not intend to be brazen; the girl was so
wonderfully good looking that he forgot for one minute that he was the
prince incog, and behaved just as he did in society.
She was looking at him, too, and not severely. A puff of wind
threatened Blinker's straw hat. He caught it warily and settled it again.
The movement gave the effect of a bow. The girl nodded and smiled, and in
another instant he was seated at her side. She was dressed all in white,
she was paler than Blinker imagined milkmaids and girls of humble stations
to be, but she was as tidy as a cherry blossom, and her steady, supremely
frank gray eyes looked out from the intrepid depths of an unshadowed and
untroubled soul.
"How dare you raise your hat to me?" she asked, with a smile redeemed
severity.
"I didn't," Blinker said, but he quickly covered the mistake by
extending it to "I didn't know how to keep from it after I saw you."
"I do not allow gentlemen to sit by me to whom I have not been
introduced," she said with a sudden haughtiness that deceived him. He rose
reluctantly, but her clear, teasing laugh brought him down to his chair
again.
"I guess you weren't going far," she declared, with beauty's
magnificent self confidence.
"Are you going to Coney Island?" asked Blinker.
"Me?" She turned upon him wide open eyes full of bantering surprise.
"Why, what a question! Can't you see that I'm riding a bicycle in the
park?" Her drollery took the form of impertinence.
"And I'm laying bricks on a tall factory chimney," said Blinker.
"Mayn't we see Coney together? I'm all alone and I've never been there
before."
"It depends," said the girl "on how nicely you behave. I'll consider
your application until we get there."
Blinker took pains to provide against the rejection of his application.
He strove to please. To adopt the metaphor of his nonsensical phrase, he
laid brick upon brick on the tall chimney of his devoirs until, at length,
the structure was stable and complete. The manners of the best society
come around finally to simplicity; and as the girl's way was that
naturally, they were on a mutual plane of communication from the
beginning.
He learned that she was twenty, and her name was Florence; that she
trimmed hats in a millinery shop; that she lived in a furnished room with
her best chum Ella, who was cashier in a shoe store; and that a glass of
milk from the bottle on the window sill and an egg that boils itself while
you twist up your hair makes a breakfast good enough for any one. Florence
laughed when she heard "Blinker."
"Well," she said. "It certainly shows that you have imagination. It
gives the 'Smiths' a chance for a little rest, anyhow."
They landed at Coney, and were dashed on the crest of a great human
wave of mad pleasure seekers into the walks and avenues of Fairyland gone
into vaudeville.
With a curious eye, a critical mind, and a fairly withheld judgment
Blinker considered the temples, pagodas and kiosks of popularized
delights. Hoi polloi trampled, hustled, and crowded him. Basket parties
bumped him; sticky children tumbled, howling, under his feet, candying his
clothes. Insolent youths strolling among the booths with hard won canes
under one arm and easily won girls on the other, blew defiant smoke from
cheap cigars into his face. The publicity gentlemen with megaphones, each
before his own stupendous attraction, roared like Niagara in his ears.
Music of all kinds that could be tortured from brass, reed, hide, or
string, fought in the air to gain space for its vibrations against its
competitors. But what held Blinker in awful fascination was the mob, the
multitude, the proletariat shrieking, struggling, hurrying, panting,
hurling itself in incontinent frenzy, with unabashed abandon, into the
ridiculous sham palaces of trumpery and tinsel pleasures. The vulgarity of
it, its brutal overriding of all the tenets of repression and taste that
were held by his caste, repelled him strongly.
In the midst of his disgust he turned and looked down at Florence by
his side. She was ready with her quick smile and upturned, happy eyes, as
bright and clear as the water in trout pools. The eyes were saying that
they had the right to be shining and happy, for was their owner not with
her (for the present) Man, her gentleman Friend and holder of the keys to
the enchanted city of fun.
Blinker did not read her look accurately, but by some miracle he
suddenly saw Coney aright.
He no longer saw a mass of vulgarians seeking gross joys. He now looked
clearly upon a hundred thousand true idealists. Their offenses were wiped
out. Counterfeit and false though the garish joys of these spangled
temples were, he perceived that deep under the gilt surface they offered
saving and apposite balm and satisfaction to the restless human heart.
Here, at least, was the husk of Romance, the empty but shining casque of
Chivalry, the breath catching though safeguarded dip and flight of
Adventure, the magic carpet that transports you to the realms of
fairyland, though its journey be through but a few poor yards of space. He
no longer saw a rabble, but his brothers seeking the ideal. There was no
magic of poesy here or of art; but the glamour of their imagination turned
yellow calico into cloth of gold and the megaphone into the silver
trumpets of joy's heralds.
Almost humbled, Blinker rolled up the shirt sleeves of his mind and
joined the idealists.
"You are the lady doctor," he said to Florence. "How shall we go about
doing this jolly conglomeration of fairy tales, incorporated?"
"We will begin there," said the Princess, pointing to a fun pagoda on
the edge of the sea, "and we will take them all in, one by one."
They caught the eight o'clock returning boat and sat, filled with
pleasant fatigue, against the rail in the bow, listening to the Italians'
fiddle and harp. Blinker had thrown off all care. The North Woods seemed
to him an uninhabitable wilderness. What a fuss he had made over signing
his name—pooh! he could sign it a hundred times. And her name was as
pretty as she was—"Florence," he said it to himself a great many times.
As the boat was nearing its pier in the North River a two funnelled,
drab, foreign looking sea going steamer was dropping down toward the hay.
The boat turned its nose in towards its slip. The steamer veered as if to
seek mid stream, and then yawed, seemed to increase its speed and struck
the Coney boat on the side near the stern, cutting into it with a
terrifying shock and crash.
While the six hundred passengers on the boat were mostly tumbling about
the decks in a shrieking panic the captain was shouting at the steamer
that it should not back off and leave the rent exposed for the water to
enter. But the steamer tore its way out like a savage sawfish and cleaved
its heartless way, full speed ahead.
The boat began to sink at its stern, but moved slowly toward the slip.
The passengers were a frantic mob, unpleasant to behold.
Blinker held Florence tightly until the boat had righted itself. She
made no sound or sign of fear. He stood on a camp stool, ripped off the
slats above his head and pulled down a number of the life preservers. He
began to buckle one around Florence. The rotten canvas split and the
fraudulent granulated cork came pouring out in a stream. Florence caught a
handful of it and laughed gleefully.
"It looks like breakfast food," she said. "Take it off. They're no
good."
She unbuckled it and threw it on the deck. She made Blinker sit down
and sat by his side and put her hand in his. "What'll you bet we don't
reach the pier all right?" she said, and began to hum a song.
And now the captain moved among the passengers and compelled order. The
boat would undoubtedly make her slip, he said, and ordered the women and
children to the bow, where they would land first. The boat, very low in
the water at the stern, tried gallantly to make his promise good.
"Florence," said Blinker, as she held him close by an arm and hand, "I
love you."
"That's what they all say," she replied, lightly.
"I am not one of 'they all,' " he persisted. "I never knew any one I
could love before. I could pass my life with you and be happy every day. I
am rich. I can make things all right for you."
"That's what they all say," said the girl again, weaving the words into
her little, reckless song.
"Don't say that again," said Blinker in a tone that made her look at
him in frank surprise.
"Why shouldn't I say it?" she asked, calmly. "They all do."
"Who are 'they'?" he asked, jealous for the first time in his
existence.
"Why, the fellows I know."
"Do you know so many?"
"Oh, well, I'm not a wall flower," she answered with modest
complacency.
"Where do you see these—these men? At your home?"
"Of course not. I meet them just as I did you. Sometimes on the boat,
sometimes in the park, sometimes on the street. I'm a pretty good judge of
a man. I can tell in a minute if a fellow is one who is likely to get
fresh."
"What do you mean by 'fresh'?"
"Who try to kiss you—me, I mean."
"Do any of them try that?" asked Blinker, clenching his teeth.
"Sure. All men do. You know that."
"Do you allow them?"
"Some. Not many. They won't take you out anywhere unless you”
She turned her head and looked searchingly at Blinker. Her eyes were as
innocent as a child's. There was a puzzled look in them, as if she did not
understand him.
“What's wrong about my meeting fellows?" she asked, wonderingly.
"Everything," he answered, almost savagely. "Why don't you entertain
your company in the house where you live? Is it necessary to pick up Tom,
Dick, and Harry on the street?"
She kept her absolutely ingenuous eyes upon his.
"If you could see the place where I live you wouldn't ask that. I live
in Brickdust Row. They call it that because there's red dust from the
bricks crumbling over everything. I've lived there for more than four
years. There's no place to receive company. You can't have anybody come to
your room. What else is there to do? A girl has got to meet the men,
hasn't she?"
"Yes," he said hoarsely. "A girl has got to meet a—has got to meet the
men."
"The first time one spoke to me on the street," she continued, “I ran
home and cried all night. But you get used to it. I meet a good many nice
fellows at church. I go on rainy days and stand in the vestibule until one
comes up with an umbrella. I wish there was a parlor, so I could ask you
to call, Mr. Blinker—are you really sure it isn't 'Smith,' now?"
The boat landed safely. Blinker had a confused impression of walking
with the girl through quiet crosstown streets until she stopped at a
corner and held out her hand.
"I live just one more block over," she said. "Thank you for a very
pleasant afternoon."
Blinker muttered something and plunged northward till he found a cab. A
big, gray church loomed slowly at his right. Blinker shook his fist at it
through the window.
"I gave you a thousand dollars last week, " he cried under his breath,
"and she meets them in your very doors. There is something wrong; there is
something wrong."
At eleven the next day Blinker signed his name thirty times with a new
pen provided by Lawyer Oldport.
"Now let me get to the woods," he said, surlily.
"You are not looking well," said Lawyer Oldport. "The trip will do you
good. But listen, if you will, to that little matter of business of which
I spoke to you yesterday, and also five years ago. There are | some
buildings, fifteen in number, of which there are new five year
leases to be signed. Your father contemplated a change in the lease
provisions, but never made it. He intended that the parlors of these
houses should not be sublet, but that the tenants should be allowed to use
them for reception rooms. These houses are in the shopping districts, and
are mainly tenanted by young working girls. As it is they are forced to
seek companionship outside. This row of red brick ---- "
Blinker interrupted him with a loud, discordant laugh.
"Brickdust Row for an even hundred," he cried. "And I own it. Have I
guessed right?"
"The tenants have some such name for it," said Lawyer Oldport.
Blinker arose and jammed his hat down to his eyes.
"Do what you please with it," he said, harshly. "Remodel it, burn it,
raze it to the ground. But, man, it's too late, I tell' you. It's too
late. It's too late. It's too late."
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Commentary
"Stream
of Consciousness"
People
who make a practice of remembering odd, extraneous, esoteric, obsolete and
totally useless miscellaneous material, can probably tell you that Mary
Shelley (she wrote “Frankenstein”) had a middle name:
Wollstonecraft. Anybody
who can write “Frankenstein” doesn’t need
a middle name. Nobody
especially needs a middle name like the one she got.
People who toil in the literary vineyards of academia needlessly
expend a lot of time and effort
hiding simple ideas in cloudy semantics and obtusely taxing, metaphorically
tiring “clarifications” of things that don’t really need it.
One of these pedagogical “Chinese box” tricks carries the label
of “stream of consciousness” writing.
And having said that, the next breath usually brings forth
paragraphs, galleys and reams of obscure references to Edouard Dujardin, Virginia Woolf, James
Joyce and Bill Faulkner. There
is no palpable need for all of this explanatory obfuscation. Just
three concrete examples can teach anybody everything he or she needs to know
about “stream-of-consciousness. And
so quickly! These three paradigms are:
William Sydney Porter, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., and that drunk down there
at the end of the bar.
To understand what “stream of consciousness” IS, we
must first define what it is NOT.
Stream-of-consciousness is not disciplined.
It is not organized. It
is not structured. It isn’t
thought about, remembered, prioritized, precognitized, correlated,
alphabetized, polished or codified. S-O-C
(to revert now to the literary savant’s hallowed abbreviation) is “run
of the mill,” “right off the top of your head,” “what comes up is
what comes out stuff.” It has
no relationship to sequence, orders of magnitude, nor printed tables of dry
and liquid weights and measures, nor any railroad timetable you ever saw.
Example:
Observe
that customer at the end of the bar. He
really doesn’t need another drink. His
motor functions are all fully occupied in just trying to stay balanced on
top of his stool. You will
observe, however, that he is talking. More
than just talking. He is
delivering himself of a lecture, a debate, a dissertation, a discourse…..a
monologue.
We
have no way of knowing the subject of his verbal offering.
Perhaps he is explaining his view of
Sartre’s existentialism; or
making a case for teaching English to the Somalis;
or reciting Thanatopsis - with admixtures of Elizabeth Barrett
Browning and “The Face on the Barroom Floor.”
Or all of these things! There
is no way for us to know unless we move closer to him and listen closely to
what he is saying. And, even
hearing what he is saying now, will offer no clue to what he may say next!
This, because he is speaking S-O-C.
There
is, in his current state of inebriety, a direct connection between his
“consciousness” and his organs of speech, unfiltered by rules of
presentation, social acceptability, grammatical considerations, Roget’s
Thesaurus, or Robert’s Rules of Order.
Result: What next floats
to the surface of his composite pool of
information, misinformation, impressions, suspicions and
expectations, is exactly what
he is going to declare, to the
world at large, to his listener(s), or to himself.
This is stream-of-consciousness.
We come now to the first of our exemplary contemporary practitioners
of S-O-C, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. He
was widely reported by people who had watched him work, that before sitting
down to spin out a few yards of S-O-C, he would first prepare his muse by
getting blasted out of his mind by whatever organic, synthetic, liquid or
herbal helpers might be at hand. The
better prepared he was for the work ahead, the more likely he would dictate
the materials, rather than type them. (It
is hard to type 30 or 40 words a minute on the paper, when one is firmly
ensconced on the proverbial “Cloud Number 13” - and incapable of
counting one’s fingers and toes to the same sum-total twice in a row.)
But this pure
limberness is optimal preparation for unleashing one’s full S-O-C
potentials.
Bill Porter was doing S-O-C writing a long time before James Joyce or
Faulkner ever thought of it. Porter said he began drinking “seriously” when he got out
of the Ohio State Prison (1900). Serious
drinking and S-O-C creativity go together like a horse-and-buggy, especially
if there doesn't happen to be a supply of
“Hong Kong Red,” “Tijuana
Gold” or some “Magic Mushrooms” handy.
The
reader can check this out personally by reviewing Porters writings turned
out immediately after his arrival in New York City.
(1901-02) Then look at
his output in the 1905 - 1909 period.
The
correlation is obvious - even inescapable - to the discerning eye:
As
Porters booze intake increased (and his life-expectancy diminished), his
lapses into stream-of-consciousness kept in close step with his increasingly
alcoholicized metabolism.
How
could it be otherwise?
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